somniphobia

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urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best

(Source: schnephanie, via its-inyourhead)

shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

(via its-inyourhead)

harryedward:

2000yr:

When I was 10 I was so dedicated into NOT letting my mom find out I was on my iPod at night so when she came in my room I stuck my iPod in my asscrack and when she asked me where my iPod was I said downstairs little did she know it was really in my asscrack

this was wild from start to finish

(via its-inyourhead)

andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via relahvant)

zannablack:

superlockedinthephandom:

sarajust:

taggedbooty:

offlcer:

♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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TOO SOON

IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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oh my god…

(via relahvant)

spring2000:

i must know her name

(Source: epic-vines, via its-inyourhead)